This is Givori’s newest and most hideous bling-encrusted luxury phone, the Nefertiti. It’s 24 carat gold dipped in glue and rolled in Swarovski crystals. It looks exactly like a mobile phone coated in globulous ambergris and ripped from the festering bowels of a sperm whale. Needless to say, you can only buy this in luxury stores in Dubai, and it costs almost $4500 to look this tasteless.