Listen folks, if you had even a slight bit of concern that tomorrow’s “Mum is no longer the word” announcement from Apple was going to be anything less than monumental, you can now put those fears to bed. Steve Jobs, AKA El-Jobso, AKA the Jobs-man, AKA Jobbers is in London as we speak, undoubtedly standing in front of a full length mirror and practicing saying, “Oh, one more thing,” with a fake British accent. You have been warned: there will be at least one human being in England tomorrow wearing stonewashed jeans and your dad’s turtleneck.