Here’s an iPhone app that you can’t buy (yet) from the app store, but it’s available on it’s creator’s website, BigBrain Studios. Called iWashSexy, it features models in bikinis, maid suits, schoolgirl outfits… that wash your screen - from the inside.

There is a tamer version of the same concept in the apple store, called iMaid. But most men will be disappointed I think - compared with the BigBrain’s version.